Those of us who have been to the popular Canary Island Tenerife will know that it has so much to offer besides sun, sea, and sand. From Siam Park, which is often described as one of Europe’s best waterparks, to the ever-vibrant nightlife scene of Playa De Las Américas and Teide National Park where you’ll find the highest peak in Spain, this is a holiday you’ll never forget. So, to help you relive those holiday memories we’ve compiled a list of tell-tale signs that prove you’ve been to Tenerife.
- With guaranteed year-round sunshine you refuse to pack a single pair of trousers
- Even if the nights get chilly, you’ve accepted the fact that you would rather freeze than cover up on holiday!
- I mean that’s the main reason you chose Tenerife, right?
- As you make your way to the airport all you can think about is all the Canarian food you’re going to consume over the next week
- The selfies start as soon as you board the plane, usually followed by the caption ‘See you in a week’
- As you arrive at your hotel the first thing you do is run into the bathroom to check out the toiletries
- Then, once finished in the bathroom it’s time to look in the wardrobes
- And you think you’ve struck gold when you find a complimentary bathrobe and slippers!
- You spend all your money in the first couple of days at Centro Comercial Safari
- But you just couldn’t resist those pair of Armani sunglasses
- You feel like you’ve found a hidden gem when you arrive at Playa de Las Teresitas Beach and discover that it doesn’t have black sand!
- As you reach Teide National Park the time has come to channel you inner Indiana Jones as you get ready to take on Spain’s highest mountain
- But you suddenly feel queasy just looking at the cable car ride
- And keep telling yourself that the views from top will be worth it
- Now, it’s time to hit Starco’s centre where you’ll head to Linekers Bar for some cheap pre-drinks
- After being pestered by countless PR staff, you’re in desperate need of a drink!
- That said, you hit the nearest bar and wind up riding a bucking bronco
- The biggest decision of the night will be – Tramps or Rags?
- But Tramps nightclub seems to win every time!
- You wake up the next morning with a phone full of embarrassing snap chats
- And yes, you’ve sent them to everyone in your contact list
- After devouring an English breakfast you decide the best cure for your hangover is a day at Siam Park
- You brag about the fact you’ve been on most of the red coded rides
- But instantly regret boasting about your bravery as you climb 256 stairs to The Tower of Power
In Search for danger #siampark#towerofpower#ikwilmijnmamaaaaaaaaaa A photo posted by Wesley Baes (@woica) on
- After finally deciding to take the plunge, the colour has drained from your face
- So you decide to stick to the lazy river from now on
- You take a boat trip and act like you’ve spotted a rare species when you spot a dolphin for the first time
- Now, your holiday has come to an end you feel the need to wave goodbye to everything on the journey back to the airport
- And you’ve come to realise that the the only way to cure your holiday blues is to start planning your next trip.
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